Its like this:

1. Australians and Americans are practically the same
2. the mushrooms here smell real bad
3. the flowers here are beautiful (and smell delish, so it almost cancels out the mushrooms)
4. i eat a lot of nutella and pita bread (im gonna get fat)
   
5. the gekos are white and make crazy noises
   
6. everybody wears havaians
   
7. i packed really poorly
   
8. sometimes i feel like a fool wearing my chacos here ( i know... its horrible)
9. townville is impossible to get around with out a car or a bike of which i have neither
   
10. i dont know how to be less cryptic
    
11. i severely dislike this hotel room.

"fact"